Hey there, fantasy fans and lovers of all things magical and mirthful! 🧙‍♂️🐐🐿️

Are you tired of the same old serious, world-ending doom and gloom in your fantasy stories? Well, have I got a treat for you! Prepare to embark on a wild and wacky adventure that will have you snorting pumpkin juice out your nose (don’t worry, that’s a common side effect of reading this tale).

Introducing “Goats, Squirrels, and Wizards, Oh My!”

Picture this: a quaint village called Mistwood, where the biggest problem used to be deciding whose turn it was to clean the communal cauldron. That is, until the Twilight Mage showed up with his “helpful” magic. Now they’re dealing with square eggs, poetry-writing goats, and a serious shortage of normal-shaped vegetables!

But fear not! A group of unlikely heroes is here to save the day:

• Greta, the sassy grandma who’s seen it all (and probably caused half of it)
• Alric, the soap opera-addicted blacksmith who’d rather be watching “The Bold and the Barbaric”
• Merryn, the overly enthusiastic baker whose bread might be a new form of magic itself
• Liam, the shepherd who swears his sheep give great advice

Watch as this motley crew embarks on a quest up the strangest mountain you’ve ever seen, facing perils such as:

• Rivers that flow uphill (the fish are very confused)
• Talking trees with strong opinions on personal space
• A squirrel wizard who demands a trivia contest (hope you’ve brushed up on your obscure magical history!)

Will they save their village? Will Alric ever find out if Lord Musclebrawn confesses his love? Will Greta’s witty comebacks save the day? There’s only one way to find out!

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Ready for a laugh-out-loud adventure that puts the “fantasy” in “fantastic”? Click here to get your FREE copy of “Goats, Squirrels, and Wizards, Oh My!”: Goats, Squirrels, and Wizards, Oh My!

Warning: Side effects may include uncontrollable giggling, a sudden urge to talk to plants, and a newfound appreciation for the wisdom of goats. Read at your own risk!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into this magical mayhem today and discover why sometimes the best way to save the world is with a good laugh (and maybe a magical mishap or two).

Happy reading, and may your adventures be as hilarious as they are heroic! 🌟📚🎉